Curse

Asplode · Jun 04, 2005, 01:43 PM // 13:43

Judgment Day {Elite} - Casting Time 2,005 years.
Lose all energy. Everyone on every opposing team dies. You win.

Serafita Kayin · Jun 04, 2005, 01:48 PM // 13:48

Am I the only person that finds this extremely offensive? Not to say that Jesus wouldn't play, but the way things art being portrayed in here isn't based in any type of sense except for a mocking one...

cc.pyro · Jun 04, 2005, 01:54 PM // 13:54

I knew there'd be someone who found this offensive, and unfortunately all I wanted to do is make it slightly more so.

If Jesus played GW he would be Prince Rurik. He would show up in Rin, get into an argument with his dad, escort a bunch of followers to the mountains and then get killed for trying to help people. Sounds about right.

::edit::
However Jesus would not play. Instead he would play something like WoW so he could grind for eternity.

Kershent · Jun 04, 2005, 02:25 PM // 14:25

If you're offended by this...uuh, don't be. We're just having fun.

Omega_2005 · Jun 04, 2005, 03:17 PM // 15:17

Bringer of apocalypse [Smiting Prayers] CT4 RT30 ~ Using this is similar to Fire storm. For 5...15 Seconds, enemies in a certain area recieves 10...70 Holy damage

Than · Jun 04, 2005, 03:39 PM // 15:39

Jesus would be a healer monk, able to banish away conditions(blindness, desiese, bleeding, death) at whim. His weapon would be a Smiting Whip(Im surprised no one brought that up yet) which would only do damage against Corrupt Priests and Possesed Pigs. Jesus the Hench would do little fighting, but he brings with him 10-12 bad ass apostles. And the Hawt Mary Magdeline.

Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa · Jun 04, 2005, 03:41 PM // 15:41

Although this is pretty funny, i feel guilty about it. Does it not bother ne1 else that we r goin to hell for this...neways.

Particular Judgement {E}

Spell. All attacking foes are condemned to the firey pits of hell for a duration of eternity.

Energy - 15

Attribute: Smiting Prayers

ManadartheHealer · Jun 04, 2005, 04:16 PM // 16:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

...Does it not bother ne1 else that we r goin to hell for this...

This thread was meant to be a joke (I hope). If you want to take this route of thinking, good for you...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kershent

If you're offended by this...uuh, don't be. We're just having fun.

Also agreed

Ok then... WWJP? I say Mesmer/Monk... stop spells from coming at allies and heal allies. Or perhaps protection spells. He could always change the build...

airbox · Jun 04, 2005, 05:32 PM // 17:32

He'd be the guy following you around just leeching, and when the time comes, he'd bust out a miracle super special skill that would totally pwn everything.

Makkert · Jun 04, 2005, 05:37 PM // 17:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramus

I think Joe is really Jesus. Old Mac has no idea.

click! click!

Antilles · Jun 04, 2005, 05:48 PM // 17:48

He'd probably get the skill "Hand of God"

All enimies in the mission are hit for 16 millions damage.

A11Eur0 · Jun 04, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06

Ranger/Mo. Come on, it's obvious.

As for the Rurik comparo, that's just awesome, I rolled on the floor, literally, when I saw that.

Gear853 · Jun 05, 2005, 06:38 AM // 06:38

Skills = God's Wrath (elite)

God's right foot with step on target and enemy around target for 300 holy smelly feet dmg and knock down for 5 sec

Smiting Prayers

Dreamsmith · Jun 05, 2005, 11:46 AM // 11:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pevil Lahuta's Pet Moa

Does it not bother ne1 else that we r goin to hell for this...

No. I've never understood the idea that a god would be as humorless or as easily offended as that. Only humans are that flawed, the gods will always take humor as it's meant.

WWJD? Laugh, I'm sure.

I could only believe in a god who would dance...

Akilles · Jun 05, 2005, 01:26 PM // 13:26

So when he ascends, he would be the first person to ascend twice that only ascended once the first time he played Guild Wars? Does that make sense?

Aloren · Jun 05, 2005, 06:15 PM // 18:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dreamsmith

No. I've never understood the idea that a god would be as humorless or as easily offended as that. Only humans are that flawed, the gods will always take humor as it's meant.

WWJD? Laugh, I'm sure.

I could only believe in a god who would dance...

I bet jesus would laugh it off. It can't be any fun being all serious all the time, lol.

Madjik · Jun 06, 2005, 09:08 PM // 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dreamsmith

No. I've never understood the idea that a god would be as humorless or as easily offended as that. Only humans are that flawed, the gods will always take humor as it's meant.

WWJD? Laugh, I'm sure.

I could only believe in a god who would dance...

God has plenty of humor alright. We humans call it irony

azunder · Jun 06, 2005, 10:41 PM // 22:41

I think He'd rather cast a spell which makes everyone win and stop fighting. Celestial sigils for everyone! Then, all the pvp stops and everyone stops playing GW because it becomes boring.

ManadartheHealer · Jun 07, 2005, 07:03 AM // 07:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by azunder

I think He'd rather cast a spell which makes everyone win and stop fighting. Celestial sigils for everyone! Then, all the pvp stops and everyone stops playing GW because it becomes boring.

Makes Jesus sound like a communist

ArgentLupe · Jun 07, 2005, 07:27 PM // 19:27

Jesus plays Quake

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php...99-11-19&res=l